Satire – Drops of Ink

Satire: Worst School Day Ever

Andrew Schinler, Features Editor
February 27, 2026

Satire: Diary of a Performative Male

Andrew Schinler, Features Editor
January 16, 2026

Antarctica: The Last Penguin

January 23, 2025

Breaking News: Santa is a Lie… or is He?

Rishi Tipparti, Sophie Lee, and Lee Ashworth
December 13, 2024

Procrastination is NOT a Problem!!

Akshay Jaladi
December 11, 2024

Satire: Why the Customer is Always Right?

Andrew Schinler, Staff Member
November 12, 2024

Letter to the Reader: It’s Free Real (Fourth) Estate!

Rishi Tipparti, Editor-in-Chief
November 3, 2024

A Modest Proposal Regarding Climate Change

Haiden Lui, Copy-Editing Manager
October 2, 2024

Where’s Mushu?! Presenting Disney’s most iconic live action fiasco

Danielle Lam, Staff Member
December 15, 2023

Extra, extra read all about it! DOI is going on strike!

Grace Huber
October 5, 2023

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