What guys need to know:
Bad hygiene is definitely gross. Girls like to see that guys make some sort of effort in their appearance. Bad odors, greasy hair, and long finger nails need to be taken care of.
Also, Axe can is not a substitute for proper hygiene. The combined stench of body odor with Axe may be powerful enough to kill a person.
The truth hurts, and most girls don’t want to hear it. Keep the negative comments and derogatory language to yourself. It’s not going to get you anywhere.
Using the phrase “I love you” is a maneuver that some guys use to get with girls. It’s not a secret. We know it means you’re desperate.
Guys who can’t communicate without relying on texting or AIM obviously lack serious confidence. Be the man you claim you are and actually have a real conversation.
Whatever you do with a girl, don’t tell your “bros.” When the girl finds out you spread information about your relationship, you will have hell to pay.
If a guy can’t get along with the a girl’s friends, he shouldn’t waste his time with her. Girls especially value their relationships with friends.
It is obvious that meeting a girl’s parents for the first time is nerve-racking. But when guys can’t handle it, it just exposes their lack of maturity in the relationship.
All girls will agree that guys with nice bodies are hot! But when guys get obsessive about working out, it becomes really annoying.
Overly jealous guys are just way too immature. Girls want guys who act like men, not babies.
Make a girl’s day by opening the door for her or offering to pay for dinner. Girls don’t think guys are wimps for displaying chivalry.
When guys dress to show off, by wearing things such as popped collars, sideways hats and low pants, it is really unattractive. Guys need to know it’s not all about the appearance. Their personality is a huge factor in attracting girls.
What girls need to know:
There is nothing attractive about a woman with pounds of gook on her face, complimented by the eyes of a raccoon. It just makes it look like you’re trying too hard.
Despite what you may think, there is nothing attractive about a girl with orange skin. We know there is a lot of pressure to look good, but try to lay off the fake tanning.
Just because you’re smarter than a guy, you don’t always need to rub it in his face. Call it sexism, but some of us have inferiority complexes, especially with women.
This was more prevelant back in middle school, but when girls migrate to the bathroom together, it really creeps guys out. What is the purpose of this bizare ritual?
Sometimes you expect us to figure too much stuff out on our own. Be a little more direct because most guys consider women to be the greatest mystery out there.
Also (about being direct) Why do you secretly hate so many of your close friends? If you have a problem with someone, just let them know!
It gets very annoying when you plan for dances months in advance, especially since, by the time the dance rolls around, you may not even like your date anymore.
Having zero self-esteem is not attractive. It just makes you look deperate for attention. Also, any girl who says, “Ugh, I am SO fat,” probably isn’t.
Your taste in music equates to that of a five year old, especially when Nickelback is the most hardcore band you listen too.
Those giant sunglasses don’t make you look like a celebrity, just a robot.
Most guys don’t care about your appearance nearly as much as you may think. While there are still plenty of superficial and shallow men out there, most of us will like you even without all the artificial beauty enhancehments and accept you for how beautiful you really are.
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