Water is the essence of survival. Many think all water tastes the same, but this couldn’t be further from the truth. LHS has an abundance of water fountains, many of which do not represent H2O in its glorious ways. Steer clear of all white fountains and artificially sweetened drinks. Fear not, H2O fanatics, for this guide will direct you towards superb water.
1. The “We’ve hit an iceberg” Location- music hall
Pros -Behold the enticing water of the famous iceberg, with water so pure you’ll think it was hit by the Titanic before too many crazy chemicals were added into the equation. The water pressure is great, making for a fast drink or water bottle fill-up. The temperature is incredibly refreshing, making this the best after- gym treat (if your gym teacher doesn’t see you stop).
Cons - The fountain is located inside the music hall, making it perfect for music students but not ideal for most. It might be awkward for just anyone to pop in and out for a drink, especially those like me who might accidently take a wrong turn and walk into the choir room.
Safety note: Watch for brain freeze!
2. The “Were there two icebergs that the Titanic hit?” Location-next to the Art Gallery and Auditorium
Pros - This water fountain exults water so icy and pure, it just might be the Iceberg’s twin. Located next to the stunning Art Gallery, this fountain is surrounded by the great atmosphere of LHS student’s artwork. The light from the gallery illuminates the water fountain in such a way; it could be mistaken for a work of art.
Cons - While the location is far better than the Iceberg’s, it is still not in a common passing area, once again being virtually exclusively accessible to the kids with artistic ability.
3. The “I can’t believe it’s not bathroom water” Location- Across from the Foods rooms
Pros -Great water pressure and scrumptiously cold, the ideal temperature. If you happen to drink too much, all is well; this water fountain is located near bathrooms.
Cons -The water fountain is low to the ground. Unless you are ridiculously short, you’ll have to bend over to get a drink. Be careful not to strain your back when drinking out of this fountain or you might end up in the trainer’s office near the superior Iceberg and wonder why you bothered stopping in the first place.
4. The “High-Tech Super-Slow Robot” Location- Cafeteria 
Pros -Overall best location, since nearly all pass through the stuffy cafeteria. The water is anything but stuffy and the water bottle sensor makes for a convenient fill-up, while the filter makes for a much cleaner taste. This water fountain is also great for entertainment purposes especially to people who cannot sing or act in plays (those kids are busy and have their own water fountains). It is highly entertaining to watch the bottle saver (a number that indicates how many plastic water bottles are saved) number’s go up.
Cons - The water pressure is low. Waiting for a water bottle to fill up might drive you crazy and leave you dehydrated after having to run to class in attempts to make up for lost time. The bottle sensor stops at a low point, much lower than most water bottles go, therefore you must pick your bottle up and slam it down repeatedly to reactivate the sensor. When compared to the Iceberg, this water tastes like it has been sitting out in the sun all day. This fountain is not for impatient people, for the line tends to be ridiculously long. Prepare to wait. It also seems that this water fountain is out of order just as often as it is working.
5. The “Feels like a gathering hole” Location-Math Square
Pros -Good location-near bathrooms. Overall, good water temperature and pressure.
Cons - The math square tends to be especially chaotic during passing periods, usually involving a lot of pushing and shoving, so this fountain is not for the timid or weak of heart. Prepare to stand your ground.
photos by Becca Morozin