What is your best dance move?
Staying the heck off the dance floor.
What is your most embarrassing moment?
Explaining to my wife that the reason my cell phone fell in the lake was that it was attached to me when I fell in.
If you could recommend any restaurant for couples to go to on a date, which would it be?
You mean there are restaurants besides the Denny’s?
One thing you could not live without...
Morning coffee with Holtsford.
Which period from the past do you feel you most belong to?
The Jurassic.
What was the craziest thing you have ever done?
Let Mr. Bizosky drive my boat.
What scares you the most?
Mr. Bizosky driving my boat.
Who is your celebrity crush?
Carrie from "Mythbusters".
If you could have one wish what would it be?
Albin for President. RAY in ‘08!
If you could have any actor play yourself in a movie who would it be?
No question: Bugs Bunny.
What quote inspires you the most?
"That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
If you could meet anybody who would it be?
The real Betelguese (Beetlejuice).
If you could rule the world what would you call yourself?
Dog. I’m dyslexic.
If you were on American Idol, which song would you choose to sing?
As a geologist, I am required, by federal law, to sing "Like a Rock." I’m serious. Ask Mr. Duffy.
What was your favorite hairstyle in the 80’s?
Any hairdo on any woman who would actually date me.